poignant, yet pointless
Feb. 14th, 2006
|Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"|
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic
What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays
Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get
Nov. 21st, 2005
I have two great policies for preventing bad behavior. They are:
The one cancer/day policy: sure, go ahead, sit out in the sun, but no smoking! Or, smoke your little heart out, but stay in the shade.
The "I'm drunk, I'd better behave" policy, whereby I am much more careful about questionable behavior when I'm drunk and I know it.
(note that this doesn't apply if I'm drunk and deny it.)
Jul. 23rd, 2005
12:57 pm - Does this shock anyone?
| the Wit|
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
|My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating|
Jul. 21st, 2005
I spend pretty much all my time at work, at the gym, or writing. When Josh or Liz is around, I take time out and hang with them. I feel like I ought to "get a life," but the writing is so important that if it's all I have time for, it's all I care to do. Is that bad?
Also, this Harry Potter book really got to me.
Jul. 7th, 2005
Does anybody know anybody (or know anybody who knows anybody, etc) who's been involved in any kind of train accident?
What about anybody who works in the "train business"? Anybody happen to know a railroad engineer or a train conductor? Doesn't someone have an accentric uncle who does that kind of thing?
Apr. 13th, 2005
09:44 pm - Surprise!
Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (150), and liquor (104).
|All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.|
| My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
|Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid|
Apr. 10th, 2005
06:33 pm - This explains so much!
You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.
What kind of kiss are you?
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Feb. 18th, 2005
Feb. 3rd, 2005
09:25 am - Whoa.
I definitely didn't want this.
But it's good.
Jan. 17th, 2005
06:07 pm - Not One Damn Dime
I'm sure many of you got emails about this, but please do it.
Thursday is Not One Damn Dime day, to protest the war and the Bush administration's irrational spending.
Don't spend any money on Thursday. Don't buy gas. Don't go to the mall. Don't go to any stores. Don't buy food.
Do what you can to shut down the retail economy to remind the people in power that they work for the people, not just for the corporations, and that the war is illegal and immoral.
If you want the official email forwarded to you, let me know.
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